What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
A soap opera.
What do you call an Irish spider?
I broke my finger!
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why do golfers hate cake?