What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Someone stole all my lamps.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?