Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?