What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What says: oom oom oom?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?