Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
When should you start writing a book?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
How do fleas travel?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?