What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do mice need oiling?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?