What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Your great-ant.
How do you know bees have allergies?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a dog's favorite book?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?