Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why are turtles so shy?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?