Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?