How can you make 7 even?
What's a henway?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What animal knows kung fu?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do you arrest a pig?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did you learn in school today, son?