Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Because they're scared of stakeouts!
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do snowmen get information?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?