If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Do dads always snore?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?