What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What insect runs away from everything?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a tired tree?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?