Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why do porcupines always win the game?