Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What game do cows play at parties?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?