Who do camels find most inspiring?
The Dalai Llama.
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?