Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Where does a camper keep his money?