What animal knows kung fu?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?