What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a tired tree?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?