What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?