What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Bicycle petals!
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do fairies always drink?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?