What do fairies always drink?
Sprite.
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a silly hill?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How do fleas travel?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?