What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?