What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?