Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What does an evil hen lay?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What siblings are always sad?