Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?