Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are goats so funny?
What's the holiest insect?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?