Why did the cat run away from the tree?
It was afraid of the bark.
Where do ants go to eat?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What game do mice love to play?
What is the coolest country?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do you make a bear really angry?