Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do amoebas make calls?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which celebrity loves to read?