What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Claw and Order.
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where do milkshakes come from?