Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What math figure is also in the band?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?