What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How do fleas travel?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What birds always travel in twos?