What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
What do fish use for glasses?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?