Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do cows like to dance to?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?