Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?