Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What table can you never sit at?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the confused bee say?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
