Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What fish only swims at night?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?