Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do fall and winter say hello?