What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Barackoli.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do bees chew?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a silly hill?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How does a polar bear build a house?