Why are computers so good at golf?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do elves learn in school?
Which plant has the best roar?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do cows say on NYE?