What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the holiest insect?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?