What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
It's allergy season again?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?