Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What sport are eggs the best at?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What superpower do all middle children have?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?