Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?