What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?