Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where would you find an elephant?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the snake cross the road?