Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which bug is related to you?