Why don't wolves like fast food?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?