Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What bird is always sad?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?