What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?