What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?