How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
How do you make antifreeze?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What birds make average students?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?