What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?