How did groundhogs get their name?
Because they can't fly!
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?