What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A bullfrog.
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What are you studying in math?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What style of music weighs the most?