What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the bee sad?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which family member has tusks?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?