Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
Why did electricity win the race?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What shape has a knighthood?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What words make the best athletes?
What kind of bow can't be tied?