What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How is cat food sold?