Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where do horses reside?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call an artistic dog?