Where does breakfast live?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
When does a horse talk?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?