Why was the musician arrested?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?