Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Only if you aim it well enough.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why are winter days great?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?