What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?