Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
When does a horse talk?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?