What is the smallest lion?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How is life like toilet paper?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What are you studying in math?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?