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What did summer say to spring?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
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Why are trees always so positive?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A book just fell on my head.
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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?