Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?