Why was the musician arrested?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
